In a shocking development that no one saw coming, Kim Kardashian got cast in a movie. And I’m not talking about the kind of movie that launched her to fame back in the day. I’m talking about Tyler Perry’s Temptation, a real movie that’s coming to theaters this very weekend.
So because she’s an actress now — a word that I believe just lost all meaning by being used in this very article — she’s doing the late night talk show circuit. Hence why she stopped by Jay Leno’s NBC Insult Generator last night to talk about herself.
Obviously her womb tenant came up in conversation and obviously Jay’s like “soooooo thinking of any K names?” And Kim’s like, “Jaaayyyyyy, Kanye West and I have all kinds of names on our list. Some are K names and some are not K names and some are unprounceable becaues they’re typed in that wing dings fonts and others are just noises that you make when you’re working out.”
And then Jay’s like, “speaking of babies, NBC smells like a poopy diaper!” Just kidding, he did not say that. That sort of joke would be about 6 levels about where he’s operating right now. Sorry Jay, no one feels bad for the guy in the $4000 suit.
In case you’d like to witness Kim playing koy on the show and pretending like she knows names kan start with other letters, you kan watkh below. Just rest assured that we’re all aware that this baby’s leaving the hospital with a scarlett K on his chest, come hell or high water or Kris Jenner’s wrath.