Word on the street is thatÂ Vicki Gunvalson, the only housewife to survive all 8 seasons ofÂ Real Housewives of Orange County, got aÂ littleÂ work done to her face. You know, just a few touch-ups here and there to make her look fresh and exciting for the upcoming season. “A new face for the same old fights,” as they say in the bible.
While this alleged plastic surgery may be new for Vicki, it’s certainly not new for realÂ housewivesÂ in general. Rumor has it that Bravo requires that 72% of every Real Housewives cast actually be created in a doctor’s office. So I’m actually shocked that Vicki lasted this long without going under the knife. I think Teresa Giudice got her new boobs by season three. And JoeÂ GiuduceÂ defintiely got his lobotomy by season four. (You can me mail me a high five for that zinger, thank you very much.)
Radar Online — a site I’m starting to suspectÂ is just run by Andy Cohen’s brainwaves — reports the following on her alleged surgery.
The 51-year-old â who was branded âMiss Piggyâ inÂ tauntsbyÂ Gretchen Rossiâs bad boy beau,Â Slade Smiley,Â who claimed she looked like the famous muppet â has had aÂ chin implantÂ and fillers injected around her nose and eyes.
All in all, it’s not that impressive. But then again, after seeing Mama Elsa’s face week after week after seriously-what-is-going-on-there week, nothing really impresses me anymore when it comes to plastic surgery. I just hope that this face helps Vicki continue to have middle school fights with the interchangeable barbies that she calls her castmates.
SeriouslyÂ can anyone tell them apart? It’s the only Real Housewife city where I constantly think people are backstabbing themselves because they all look so much alike. And on that note, we obviously cannot wait for the new season to begin!