• Wed, Mar 27 2013

Robin Thicke Puts The NOT in NSFW With The Release Of His New Music Video

Robin Thicke Blurred Lines Music Video NSFW

Well, as you probably already know, today’s the last hump day we’ll ever celebrate together in March 2013. I know, sad face, waterfall of tears, avalanche of feelings. While we’re obviously super depressed over this news at Crushable HQ, we’re at least able to end it with a bang. Or I should say a boob. And another boob. Why? Because there are lots and lots of boobs in Robin Thicke’s new NSFW music video for his song “Blurred Lines“, featuring Pharrell Williams and T.I.

(It’s seriously NSFW, so don’t scroll down anymore if you’re not in a safe place. So help me God, if I see one comment telling me that reading this at work got you fired or expelled or thrown in the chokey.)

The official music video for this song dropped last week and as soon as I watched it, I thought shirts. So many shirts! Why so many shirts? Was there a shirt sale? Yes perhaps shirts everywhere went on sale and the people producing the video felt spontaneous and were all like, “why not, we’ll buy some shirts! EVERYONE WE’RE BUYING SHIRTS”

I guess someone on Team Robin Thicke regretted that shirtcision though. And that’s why yesterday they graced us with this video. It’s very similar to the first one in style and feel, give or take eight nipples.

As someone who’s seen boobs before, I’m not that blown away by this video. I do know however that most of America will be so blown away that they’ll click play right away. Then their bosses will walk by and they’ll have to quickly open up a spreadsheet to hide the evidence. And their lives will morph instantly morph into the pilot of a new CBS sitcom based on the hit 1999 movie Office Space. 

If I’ve learned one thing during my time as an employee of the Internet, it’s that slapping NSFW on anything turns into an instant hit. Well done Robin #Thicke, well done. Enjoy the boob-tention while it lasts.

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