In a recent interview, Channing Tatum admitted that he’d have sex with George Clooney. And in a related interview that I hosted with Channing in my own head, I was like, “Yeah, well who wouldn’t? Why don’t you answer a real question next time, something like ‘Tell me where you get dat body from.’” Channing was at a screening for his upcoming film White House Down, and when a reporter asked him who the sexiest man alive was, he had this to say:
“Well I’ve spent time with George Clooney and he’s the most interesting man on the planet. He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I’m saying is I’d have sex with him.”
Again, Channing, I admire your candor, but if you can find one person in the world who wouldn’t have sex with George Clooney, I’ll give you…ooh! I’ll give you the gift of never watching The Vow to find out if it’s as bad as I predict it is without having seen it. That’s as generous as I can be.
Apparently Channing and his (pregnant!) wife Jenna Dewan spent time with George and his (then girlfriend? current girlfriend?) Stacey Kiebler at his Lake Cuomo estate last summer, and the gents got along famously. Which is great, because it fits perfectly into my mental image of how dashing men communicate with one another. It’s essentially just an episode of Handsome Man Club that goes on forever, and I get to be there too.