Listen, I was kind of under the impression that we were all in agreement that Michael Buble is not attractive. He’s not ugly by any means, but he’s older and kind of hokey and Canadian, so I thought I could cross him off my ‘Celebrities I Will Never Get With But Will Fantasize About Regardless’ List. But nope! I apparently spoke too soon, because I’m tragically attracted to him in his new video for his song ‘It’s A Beautiful Day‘.
Michael Buble! I went out on a limb for you! I expanded my ideals of attractiveness to include you! Granted, I wasn’t totally in control of that process, but it happened, okay?!? God this is the worst day ever. That’s the last time I let myself watch a piece of digital media without mentally and emotionally preparing myself for the consequences first.