Every time I think Chris Brown’s angered me for the last time, he comes back again with something even more offensive. It’s actually pretty incredible. And I hope that if he’s remembered for one thing, it’s his ability to turn his brutal assault on his girlfriend into a neverending parade of PR for himself. It takes a truly talented (and twisted) individual to be able to pull that trick off over and over again.
Today we have the release Tyga’s new song called “Fuck for the Road,” featuring the always charming Chris Brown singing the chorus. A chorus that Hollywood Life thinks is the most wonderful and most romantic apology ever made by a man who beat up his girlfriend on their way to the Grammys.
Additionally, while Chris’ apology is sweet, he’s already confessed that Rihanna does forgive him, as he’s worked to regain her trust. Unfortunately, shows like Law & Order and Glee haven’t made it easy for the couple to move on, but they’re not letting it get them down, and Chris is 100% supportive of Rihanna while she’s on her “Diamonds” tour.
Yes, it is unfortunate that shows like Law & Order and Glee have made it hard for Chris Brown and Rihanna to move past that night when Chris Brown repeatedly punched Rihanna in the face. And all those other nights after that incident when Chris Brown continued to show his remorse by NOT SHOWING ANY REMORSE. But instead getting a tattoo of her beaten face on the side of his neck. Or by standing up in a club and telling men to remember that they own their woman’s pussy.
Luckily now for Chris Brown, his wonderful new lyrics will shut all his naysayers up. Because as far as apologies go, this one’s perfect.
My heart beats for you when you are the one
Why you mad at me girl I know I make mistakes I know I f–ked up
But my heart beats for you baby I’ma go and scream it loud
But if you leave it’s something I can’t control
So lets do it one last time and f–k for the road
For those of you who aren’t fluent in Romance, let me translate this for you: I love you, I know I made a mistake, but it’s because I love you. In fact, I love you so much that I can’t control what I do. Or what my hands do. Or who I hit. And who I lash out on Twitter. Really anything. And it’s your fault for making me love you. Also, do you want to fuck? If so, I’m in.
I know. We all just got a sneak peak into what life is like when you’re living in Swoon City.