Don’t Twitter hackers have anything better to do than try to break up wonder-couple Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield? Shouldn’t you guys be doing the terrible things you normally do, like encouraging Justin Bieber fans to cut themselves to stop him from smoking pot, or lamely posting a rap lyric on Donald Trump‘s account? But no, the beadiest eyes in the nation have apparently set their sights on Emma’s Twitter, trying to start drama between her and her The Amazing Spider Man 2 co-star Shailene Woodley by…tweeting out anagrams of ‘Andrew and Shailene sitting in a tree’. Which totally makes sense, because everyone knows that anagrams are the purest form of truth-telling. The hackers apparently want to make it seem like Emma thinks there’s something going on between Andrew and Shailene, but she called in to Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show today to set the record straight, saying:
“I have never tweeted. I’ve tweeted one time to Seth MacFarlane. I said, ‘Me too, oh boy.’ And then I’ve been hacked ever since, and they locked me out of my Twitter so I can’t access it because they changed my email and my password, so we are trying to figure out how to delete it.”
This is one of those moments where I’m so incredibly glad I’m not famous. Because, yeah, what would you do if you got locked out of your own Twitter but it just kept posting weird riddles about your boyfriend and your cast mate? It’s like the Sphinx stole your password. Nevertheless, Emma insists that Shailene is, “one of my favorite human beings on the planet”…which just happens to be an anagram of ‘Any gnome tiff tapes the room bean hive vote uno.’ So there’s that.
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