Oh my god, you guys! After an epic sixty-four days apart, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are finally reunited and in each others’ arms again. A fan ran into them at a karaoke bar and took this picture with them, that she then posted to Instagram. Now here are my takeaways from this picture:
A. Oh my goodness look at the latent sexuality oozing between K-Stew and R-Pattz. His body language? Her body language? They couldn’t get closer to each other if they tried. The sparks are leaping between them like…vampires up a mountain in Washington.
B. If any of you ever somehow get an exclusive picture of a couple that hasn’t been photographed with each other in over two months, don’t just put it on your Instagram! Sell that shit! Or I mean, preferably give it to Crushable with a plate of cookies fresh out of the oven, but probably you’d prefer to sell it. If you just put a picture up on Instagram, everybody’s gonna steal it away! I did!
C. Rob’s head is still shaved. This is very exciting news that many media outlets are all a-flutter over.
D. Kristen Stewart really could not give two shits what she looks like when she goes out of the house. And in a certain way, I have to give her mad props for that. She’s not one of those actresses who titles herself ‘awkward’ when she really means ‘cute and quirky’. When Kristen says she’s awkward and she doesn’t care, she really really is and she really really doesn’t. And after reading her mom’s commentary in this article, I think I know why.
But anyway, what a relief that these two lovebirds have been spotted out in the world again. I was starting to believe that true love (created to sell a franchise of vampire movies) was dead.