For all those of you out there who correctly believe that Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian, I have some disappointing news for you. If you believe the tabloids — and you must — Khloe has been ‘emotionally cheating’ on her husband Lamar Odom. GASP! I’m surprised at you! I thought that a marriage based on knowing each other for one month was supposed to last forever! Not just from 2009! Although, in retrospect, I’m incredibly impressed at its longevity. Seriously. Said emotional cheating has allegedly taken place between Khloe and rapper The Game, who has recently been taken on as a fitness adviser for Khloe and her younger brother Rob Kardashian.
“They talk all the time. She even texts him while Lamar sleeps in their bed right next to her. The Game has been a rock for Khloe, listening to her problems, giving her advice and telling her she’s beautiful inside and out. He keeps saying she can do better than Lamar and she needs a man like him, who’d treat her like the queen she is.”
Okay, that’s all well and good, but my real question is — who is this source who’s able to speak authoritatively about what goes on in Khloe and Lamar’s bed while Lamar is asleep? Why aren’t we worried about that? Is is the same Joan Kardashian who had such kind things to say yesterday about how pregnant Kim Kardashian‘s weight is ballooning? Or maybe it’s Rob himself, whom Kris Jenner makes sleep at the foot of his sister’s bed to keep him from snacking and packing on any more baby weight.
“Lamar thinks Khloe and The Game are more than friends. She will go hours without answering Lamar’s calls, which has never happened before. And she talks about The Game nonstop. That night in the car, Khloe let it slip that The Game told her she has a nice ass. Lamar flipped. He told her The Game is trying to get with her and that she’s cheating emotionally, which she didn’t deny.”
Oh man, this has to stop, because when you compliment a Kardashian on her ass, you’re essentially asking her to be your queen of the night. Everybody knows that the badonkadonk is where the Kardashians keep their emotions.