Kanye West Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

Kanye West Kim Kardashain Party March 4 2013

While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. While we’re still waiting for Satan’s rep to confirm this statement,  we’ll go ahead and assume that he’s given the Kardashian family permission to choose a non-K name. Why? I don’t know. I’m sure the trade-off for that deal will involve some kind of new television series that I don’t even want to think about. Just know it will involve all the Kardashian grandbabies competing on some kind of game show hosted by Ryan Seacrest.

The name they’re rumored to be choosing for their baby? North West. As in the direction. Or the defunct airline. Interpret it as you please.

While I rarely like anything these two do together, I kinda like that name. Sure it’s weird and unusual, but as far as celebrity baby names go, I think it’s a pretty solid choice. It’s one syllable and it’s easy to pronounce. Assuming they spell it correctly, with no silent Q’s or extra vowels floating around, it’s about as good as it gets for celebrity baby names.

Also, it leaves the option of being called Kompass by Grammie Jenner open. And that’s always a good door to leave open if you’re grandmother’s working hand-in-hand with the devil to create some kind of media empire.

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      I bet they were inspired by ‘North,’ one of the most underrated 90s movies, in which Elijah Wood plays a kid named North who looks for new parents… prophetic?

      • Jenni

        I LOVED that movie as a kid. Went back and watched it last year, not as deep as I remembered.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        True. People seem to actively hate it, but it still entertains me. And there are so many good people in it.

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    • http://twitter.com/KathrynDyan Katy Hearne

      I don’t have anything witty to say & I didn’t read much besides the title of this post, but I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY in complete & total support of this (because Kimye so consult me so often)

    • Kathryn Amy

      It probably happened because Kanye has a much bigger kontract with Satan. He’s kind of a bigger a-hole in my book, especially since he spawned.

      • Jenni

        Oh he’s definitely an a-hole, but more of a self-contained one than Kris.

    • Sarah Ochocki

      This is amazing and needs to happen.

      • Jenni

        I texted Kanye a thumbs up. So I think he knows it’s a go.

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    • Guest

      She is such a stupid girl he’s is going to dump her. 5 months into pregnancy.Give it a year

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Toni-Risalvato/100003747461949 Toni Risalvato

      He’s going to dump her within a year.

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