While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. While we’re still waiting for Satan’s rep to confirm this statement, we’ll go ahead and assume that he’s given the Kardashian family permission to choose a non-K name. Why? I don’t know. I’m sure the trade-off for that deal will involve some kind of new television series that I don’t even want to think about. Just know it will involve all the Kardashian grandbabies competing on some kind of game show hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
The name they’re rumored to be choosing for their baby? North West. As in the direction. Or the defunct airline. Interpret it as you please.
While I rarely like anything these two do together, I kinda like that name. Sure it’s weird and unusual, but as far as celebrity baby names go, I think it’s a pretty solid choice. It’s one syllable and it’s easy to pronounce. Assuming they spell it correctly, with no silent Q’s or extra vowels floating around, it’s about as good as it gets for celebrity baby names.
Also, it leaves the option of being called Kompass by Grammie Jenner open. And that’s always a good door to leave open if you’re grandmother’s working hand-in-hand with the devil to create some kind of media empire.