So guys, before we go even further with this groundbreaking piece of journalism, you should know that Jon Hamm has a penis. There, I said it. And you know what, I’ll say it again. Jon Hamm, known inÂ Mad MenÂ circles as Don Draper, has his very own penis. There’s noÂ mortgageÂ on that baby. He owns it free and clear. And because he owns it, he can do whatever he wants with it. He can buy it accessories, he can buy it a dog, he can even put it on a gluten-free low-carb diet to get in shape for the summer season.
However the one thing he can’t do with it — according to the stuffy old suits who run things over at AMC — is show it off during the work day.
SAY WHAT!?Â I know, I know. It’s weird.
An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show â€” when the â€™60s-style clothing was a tight fit â€” Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.Â â€śThis season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,â€ť a source tells us. â€śJonâ€™s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.â€ť
What kind of nonsense is going on over there? Is Trunchbull the showrunner Â or am I to actually believe that people areÂ complainingÂ about Jon Hamm’s penis hanging out on set. In the immortal words of the bewitched utensils who run the castle kitchen inÂ Beauty and theÂ Beast,Â if Jon Hamm’s penis wants to get some fresh air while filming, “be our guest, be our guest, put the power of our HDTVs to the test!”