Jon Hamm Has A Penis Problem, Although Problem Might Not Be The Right Word

Jon Hamm Penis Outline in Pants 2012So guys, before we go even further with this groundbreaking piece of journalism, you should know that Jon Hamm has a penis. There, I said it. And you know what, I’ll say it again. Jon Hamm, known in Mad Men circles as Don Draper, has his very own penis. There’s no mortgage on that baby. He owns it free and clear. And because he owns it, he can do whatever he wants with it. He can buy it accessories, he can buy it a dog, he can even put it on a gluten-free low-carb diet to get in shape for the summer season.

However the one thing he can’t do with it — according to the stuffy old suits who run things over at AMC — is show it off during the work day.

SAY WHAT!? I know, I know. It’s weird.

An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes. “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

What kind of nonsense is going on over there? Is Trunchbull the showrunner  or am I to actually believe that people are complaining about Jon Hamm’s penis hanging out on set. In the immortal words of the bewitched utensils who run the castle kitchen in Beauty and the Beast, if Jon Hamm’s penis wants to get some fresh air while filming, “be our guest, be our guest, put the power of our HDTVs to the test!”


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    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I like that you’re on a first name basis with the principal from Matilda. Or a last name basis, anyway.

      • Jenni

        If I wasn’t a blogger, I’d be a Trunchbull. I love making people eat cake!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Let’s be friends.

      • Lauren

        I just read Matlida again. This time around I understood Trunchbull so much more.

        ::Side-note:: Are you going to see the Broadway show? That’s why I re-read it, I’m seeing it in a few weeks. They apparently really do swing children around which is my main reason for going.

      • Jenni

        Oh I’m totally on Team Trunchbull! First of all, she’s an athlete. Second of all, she understands the value of discipline. Third of all ( I can go all day), I’m sure there’s some guy in her back story that made her so bitter and mean.

        AND YES! I very much want to see the show, I’m sooo excited it’s almost here.

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