Drake and Amanda Bynes are in the middle of quite an intriguing Twitter beef…as long as that’s what you call it when one member of said beef is obsessed with the other, and the other has no idea. In this case, Amanda is the party with the obsession, as well as the party with the weird fucking tweets who’s continuing to make me extremely nervous. She was spotted out and about in the city recently for the first time in a few months, and the this girl is crazy warning signs are all present and accounted for. Amanda is erratic and single, and ready to mingle. She’s got her ratty blond wig on, her cheek piercings in, and she’s tweeting some weird ass shit, including several messages directed right at Drakey boy:
She also followed that second photo up with the tweet “He’s Rocking That Incest Face”, which I’m assuming is the name of the single she’d like Drake to write for her? Or an actual comment on his actual face? Or something completely random and unrelated, because bear in mind, this is coming from a girl who knows intimately the dark twisted passageways of being an insane person on Twitter. She spends the majority of her time posting pictures of herself in various stages of darkness — ‘SoCks‘ was a recent gem — and talking about what love means to her. Mostly it means that their name is safe in your mouth. It’s a lot of weirdness, guys, and I’m thinking Drake should start to be as nervous about it as I am.
I mean, come on — Amanda doesn’t even get that check mark anymore to confirm that she’s a celebrity on Twitter. Social media burnnnnn.