Last night Selena Gomez went on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her upcoming family-friend, bring-the-kids, tamer-than-any-wizard-you-ever-met-on-Waverly-Place movie Spring Breakers. Obviously her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber came up during the interview. Partially because she’s the last person to date him before he started spiraling out of control and partially because that’s why she’s doing this interview right now.
Look I love Selena Gomez as much as the next girl who secretly plays “Who Says” on the reg, but I think we all know that she wouldn’t have any of this name recognition if she hadn’t dated the Biebs. So she kinda owes it to us to talk about their relationship and their break-up and everything in between. Including, but not limited to, the following topics: the size of his tank-tops compared to his body’s size, his choices in body art, if he thinks the Olive Garden lunch special is the best deal ever, how often he makes his security team rock him to sleep, the allegation that he’s actually the world’s biggest belieber and his thought on the season finale of Girls and if it came off as unrealistic.
Oh also, how often he cries. Luckily for us, Dave’s on the ball when it comes to this topic. He kicked off the conversation by telling a story about how he made Justin cry the last time he came on the show. To which Selena charmingly responded, “well then that makes two of us.”
BOOM!
ZING!
KA-POW!
IN YOUR FACE!
I think I love her.
