First Miley and Liam and now Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough?! Â If an unruly former Disney star and a stable, sexy Australian can’t make it work, and The World’s Tiniest Man Who Pretty Much Runs Everything On Radio and Television can’t make it work with aÂ Dancing With the StarsÂ cast member, then this isn’t the kind of world I want to be a part of.
After nearly three years together (Jesus, really?), Ryan and Julianne have decided to part ways, citing irreconcilable differences and his workaholic nature as the main source of unhappiness. Â I’m guessing he did all he could do for her “career” and she did all she could do to combat the endless questions of his sexuality (does he have to wear lifts in his shoes to be able to hit it from behind? Inquiring minds want to know!), so the relation ship has obviously run its course.
I don’t really think it’s much of a loss. Â He got to avoid being called gay for awhile because he was with a pretty blonde with a rockin’ bod, and she got a few invites to award shows and a role in a Nicholas Sparks movie or some shit. Â That’s what I call a win-win fauxlationship.
The official word on the demise of their romance? Â ”Dude works all the time,” a pal told Us Weekly. “He never sleeps.”
And there you have it.