Aw, this is cute. Prince Harry — known in royal circles as “ugh, what did thatÂ miserableÂ redheaded heir-spare do toÂ embarrassÂ our family now” — has a crush on Jennifer Lawrence. An actress known primarily for her work onÂ The Bill EngvallÂ Show in the late ’00s. Also for being the world’s collective best friend.
There are two lists that matter in Hollywood. One is the list of men who would like to get to first base with Jennifer Lawrence. The other is the list of beautiful women who show up to restaurants for magazine interviews and order a bacon cheeseburger and fries. Any other list you hear about is bullshit. Unless it’s on Thought Catalog. Then it’s just poetry etched onto an aimless soul that wanders from twenty-something to twenty-something trying to find someone whoÂ gets it.
Apparently Prince Harry not only wants to meet Jennifer Lawrence, but he also wants to marry her. And unlike everyone else who says this, he probably actually has a chance.Â Perez Hilton has the details. (And ugh, guys, gals, I hated having to type that name, so forgive me.)
â€śHe has given his flunkies a list of Hollywood hotties he wants to attend. Harry has a thing for all of them, but Jenniferâ€™s his number-one girl right now.Harry thinks Jennifer is a girl after his own heart â€” very chill and out for a good time. Harry is looking for a serious relationship and is ready to settle down. And the way heâ€™s thinking right now he could end up with a Hollywood wife.â€ť
The only thing that worries about this whole romance is that Harry mentions (or supposedly mentions) that he likes that she’s down for a good time. While I think she the most fun person ever invented, I also think she’d draw the line at coke-fueled orgies in Las Vegas. So Harry might want to reconsider how he defines fun.Â Other than that, I fully endorse this relationship. I would love to see the look on the queen’s face when J.Law gets all classic J.Law blunt during their first meeting.