• Wed, Mar 13 2013

Selena Gomez Co-Writing A Song With Taylor Swift — I Fear For Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift bowling in California in 2010Everyone enjoy your last few weeks of Justin Bieber being popular, because I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is about to participate in his take down — she’s helping Selena Gomez co-write a song called ‘Better Without You’ for her new album. I don’t want to count my eggs before they’re hatched, but I have a delightful feeling that the whole Jelena situation is about to get blown wide open. As a blogger who thrives on the misfortune of others (I think that’s my job, based on the kind words you guys leave me in the comment section), I couldn’t be happier about this turn of events. I love Selena, but if there’s any complaint I have about her, it’d be that she’s not down and dirty enough. Has she ever been broken up with in a twenty-seven second phone call? I don’t know! Has she ever dated John Mayer? And if so, did she have any issues with the way she was treated during said relationship? I don’t know! Are we ever ever ever getting back together?!? I DON’T KNOWWW!

But luckily Taylor is on the case, hopefully to give us an exclusive look into why this adolescent power couple broke up in the first place. I’m hoping it’s like ten minutes long so that it can take steps toward explaining his extremely erratic behavior of late. In an ideal world, the first verse can focus on confirming or denying the cheating rumors, the second verse can tackle why he thinks his abs needs must be flashed ever five minutes, and we’ll leave the full bridge and chorus for addressing the whole onesie and harem pant situation.

(Image: WENN.com)

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