Everyone enjoy your last few weeks of Justin Bieber being popular, because I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is about to participate in his take down — she’s helping Selena Gomez co-write a song called ‘Better Without You’ for her new album. I don’t want to count my eggs before they’re hatched, but I have a delightful feeling that the whole Jelena situation is about to get blown wide open. As a blogger who thrives on the misfortune of others (I think that’s my job, based on the kind words you guys leave me in the comment section), I couldn’t be happier about this turn of events. I love Selena, but if there’s any complaint I have about her, it’d be that she’s not down and dirty enough. Has she ever been broken up with in a twenty-seven second phone call? I don’t know! Has she ever dated John Mayer? And if so, did she have any issues with the way she was treated during said relationship? I don’t know! Are we ever ever ever getting back together?!? I DON’T KNOWWW!