• Wed, Mar 13 - 11:07 am ET

Thank Goodness Emma Stone’s Man Voice Is Finally Starting To Pay Off

Emma Stone at The Croods premiere March 2013I was nervous that little-known actress and indie film darling Emma Stone would never make it in the big leagues because of her raspy man voice and tendency toward gangling around like a human cartoon, but it sounds like I needn’t have worried. You probably haven’t heard of Emma, because up until now she’s only done dinky little community theater projects like Gangster Squad, The Amazing Spider Man, and Crazy Stupid Love, the first and last of them with a similarly underrated and unknown actor named Ryan Gosling. Because she’s funny and quirky, Emma can obviously never be truly successful, but sometimes she does get somewhat larger projects like this public-access channel kids’ show she’s been working on called The Croods. It’s real low-budget, just sock puppets and voices behind a shoe box, but Emma seems to like it. And it seems like her imminently uncastable voice and personality are starting to almost maybe pay off:

“The recording was really fun – they have this little camera filming you, and they animate the character according to your movements, so you can really go for it and be a human cartoon. I’ve been a human cartoon since I was born anyway so I might as well animate it. My husky Emma Stone trademark voice remains too. My natural man voice has finally worked for me!”

Well, good luck to you Emma. Obviously you’ll never go far or find love or anything, particularly with someone famous like Andrew Garfield, but it’s a good idea to keep trying and stuff, I guess…okay! Fine! I admit it! Emma Stone is already really famous, okay? I like her a lot and she’s really talented and I’m really glad she’s made a place for herself with her unconventional voice, style, and beauty. I’m just coming from a place of regret, so it’s hard for me to write about her in an unbiased way. You see, one time, about a year ago, she was in line ahead of me at Urban Outfitters and she knocked down some candles, and for almost every day since then I’ve regretted not pointing at her and shouting, ‘LOOK WHAT YOU DID, EMMA STONE.” I’ll try to be more cognizant of my limitations when writing all posts in the future, I apologize.

(Image: Alberto Reyes / WENN.com)

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  • Jill O’Rourke

    She’s being so cool about that giant sloth attacking her in that photo. Just another reason she’s awesome.

  • Anomal

    Seriously, her voice is the best among the actresses in my opinion. It just feels so fresh and alive (and what I would want in a girlfriend).