You know what I love most about Kristen Stewart? That K.Stew doppleganger Laura McDonald does an amazingly funny impression of her in a Barely Political Youtube series. She not only captures her mannerisms perfectly throughout the series, but she also adds an extra layer to the impression that makes it so incredibly enjoyable to watch. Something I ironically cannot say about any of K.Stew’s movies. (Don’t agree with me? Then please do tell me how On The Road spoke to you and your soul and secret desire to give dual handjobs while driving a car.)
This time around Kristen Stewart’s explaining the origins of St. Patrick’s Day for us. And she’s explaining it all wrong. Which makes it the must-see St. Patrick’s Day video to send to everyone you know during this festive holiday season. And hurry! You must send it before they overdose on green beer and end up upchucking green vomit while wearing their brand new green leprechaun costume. This is not a holiday fan fiction story I just wrote. This is something you can witness on the streets of New York City every single St. Patrick’s Day. Please do join us in the greatest city in the world for our most spectacular display of drunken debauchery — made only more charming when you realize that very many middle-aged men are involved.
Anyway enough about the horror story that’s about to unfold this Sunday! All you need to worry about right now is watching this treasure. It’s probably the best K.Stew parody video you’ll watch all day. Or at least in the next 10 minutes.