I hate to go all conspiracy theory on you guys, but I’m totally weirded out that Kate Middleton and Prince William requested more security for their country home. Like what are they hiding in there? A meth lab? Adele’s son’s birth certificate? Prince Harry’s alleged sex tape? I don’t know. I just think it’s weird they want more security. Isn’t it enough that we don’t have their Gmail addresses. Must they isolate themselves even further from us?
Among the renovations expected to take place at Anmer Hall, a 10-bedroom home that has been part of the royal estate since 1898 and is located two miles from Queen Elizabeth II‘s Sandringham Estate in Norfolk, are moving the gates further away to create more distance between the residence and the public as well as planting additional trees and shrubs, the London Evening Standard reports
First of all ten bedrooms? No one has that many friends who want to visit them. So what’s the deal with that. What are those bedrooms really used for in that house? Tupac? Is that where he’s been hiding?
How about moving the gates further away from the residence? Why do they need so much gated-in lawn space? Do they have a three-headed dog — guarding a sorcerer’s stone — that needs space to run and play?
And let’s talk about the additional trees and shrubs. There’s privacy and then there’s we-are-most-certainly-hiding-something privacy. Sorry I’m not sorry that I just got on the train, and I’m riding it aaallllll the way to Suspicion City. I just think something’s off here. I know Kate Middleton’s pregnant and all, but I’ve watched way too many marathons on Discovery ID to not be on alert right now.
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