Chris Brown Collaborates On A New Song Un-Ironically Called ‘Beat It’

Chris Brown is collaborating with Wiz Khalifa on Sean Kingston‘s new song, which is bad news for several reasons. A. Every time Chris works with someone new, it’s just one more person for me to lose respect for and B. the song is called ‘Beat It’. BEAT. IT. Seriously? Do I honestly even need to write this post all the way out? Or can we all just marvel in the intense, unfunny irony of this known Rihanna-abuser putting out a song containing the lyric, “That’s why you calling my phone / you wanted me to beat beat beat it.”

Granted, I’m almost positive that ‘wanting someone to beat it’ is cool-person terminology for ‘sex’ that I’m not aware of because I’m a mouth-breathing blogger, but still. Does no one sit in CB’s headquarters in the mouth of that volcano shaped like a dragon and question these decisions? Are there no PR people busy in the belly of his dungeon thinking about how stuff like this might look to the public? Like, “Ah, Chris, perhaps avoid adding your melodic singing voice to a song with an explicit violence word in the title. Anything with themes of hit, strike, beat, punch, pound, etc. You know…because of that time when you tried to kill that nice lady with your fists? Do you remember that? Just an idea. I’d be happy to tweet all these pictures of your tattoos and your paintings of Jesus, though.”

But all those little minions were apparently in the park celebrating their day off today, because this song is all over the internets, ya’ll. Listen to it if you must but try not to like it. It’s getting a little gratuitous at this point.

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