Thanks to two conflicting Hollywood Life stories published within 20 hours of each other, we now have a better understand of how Selena Gomez prepares to handle her relationship with Justin Bieber going forward. And by better understanding, I mean #$&*^#$& .
It’s confusing and it’s complicated and it’s completely understandable if you stop reading halfway through this article, throw your hands up in the air and yell “screw it, I refuse to put one more ounce of care into the lives of people young enough to be my half-siblings if my dad remarried a much younger woman who wanted her own kids.” Trust me. I get it. If I wasn’t currently training to be a contestant on Tumblr’s new tween-themed trivia game show, I’d give up too.
So with all that said, let’s dive into what we’ve learned. On one hand Selena Gomez is beyond over Justin Bieber. She’s so over him, she doesn’t even remember dating him. Recently she found an extra-long tank top in her room and actually asked her female friend if it was hers. And her friend was all like “ew no, I don’t wear Axe body spray!” and Selena was all like “WTF, where did I get this then”
In an article titled “Selena Gomez Not Impressed By Justin Bieber’s Weird
Behavior,” we learn even more about how Selena turned from a Belieber to a I-belieber-you-sound-stupid-saying-believe-wronger.
A source close to Selena, 20, tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “Selena has kept an eye on Justin in the news and just laughed and laughed. She doesn’t give a s**t anymore. Justin is crazy and she doesn’t want to be his mom anymore. She feels so free and loves hanging out with her girlfriends. He’s weird and she doesn’t find his behavior hot or anything. She just wants a man who has his s**t together, and not a weird boy.”
But as much as she wants a man who has his asterisks together, she also wants to be famous. Which brings us to article #2: “Selena Gomez Will Take Justin Bieber Back If ‘Spring Breakers’ Flops.” From this insightful article, written in the same 24-hour period as the first one, we learn even more about Selena Gomez and how far her source will go to get written up online.
A source very close to the Spring Breakers actress tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Selena loved the fame dating Justin brought her, and if Spring Breakers bombs, she might just turn back to the Biebs in her time of trouble: “Selena loved being in the celebrity scene when she was with Justin, it was just a completely different level.”
So what does all of this mean for the future of Jelena? Well it’s starting to become clear to me — Selena Gomez either does or does not want to go get together with Justin Bieber. It’s surprisingly that simple.