Everybody batten down the hatches of your Twitter, because I feel like Miley Cyrus is about to make it wild in here like a social media twister. It’s been a few days now of rank speculation that her fiance Liam Hemsworth cheated on her with that slatternly ice queen January Jones, and up until now Miley has stubbornly insisted that everything was fine between them. But today, Miley was spotted out and about with two rings on her finger that aren’t her engagement rock from Liam. According to a source, “Miley still wants to get married”, but…:
“Miley and Liam have had some problems that they are working through. [They] have always had a very passionate relationship. They have a very strong physical attraction, but have very different personalities and backgrounds. This makes their relationship very complicated.”
Um yeah, I can imagine that would make things difficult. On the one hand there’s the extremely attractive Liam, and on the other there’s the semi-deranged Miley, who’s been downward spiraling ever since she chopped her hair off.
“Miley is upset and angry about the cheating rumors. Liam’s trip to Australia was planned. He doesn’t have a return date to Los Angeles yet.”
I don’t want to put myself too far out on a limb, here, but I will be shocked if these two actually get married. Something about getting engaged when you live on opposite sides of the planet and one of you isn’t old enough to legally share a beer with you. But that’s just me being me. I’m sure Miley will be back on Twitter any minute, huffing and puffing about how her ring is at the polishing store, and we’re such nosy idiots for jumping to conclusions. And then two days later she’ll sell the story to People Magazine with her tear-stained face on the cover. Mark. My. Words.
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