After seeing Oz the Great and Powerful, I kinda have a crush on Michelle Williams. Yes, like everyone else in Oz, I got entranced by Glinda’s power and beauty. Also her wand. I want a wand so very badly. For example, I’m very hungry right now. If I had a wand, I’d conjure up a fridge filled with exactly what I want to eat. But alas I don’t. So I’ll have to get up at some point and get my food the boring old mortal way — and by that I mean rummaging around in the company fridge until I find something that someone else brought that looks more delicious that my stupid sandwich.
Anyway, now that I’m on a Michelle Williams kick, I’m clicking on everything related to her. And when I came upon this adorable photo of her daughter Matilda Rose going shopping, I had to share them with you. Up until very recently she looked like Michelle Williams for obvious genetic reasons, but not spit and image.
However now she’s like a miniature of her mother, the Polly Pocket of Michelle Williams if you will. In fact, if I could put her in my own pocket right I would. But that’s only because I have an unhealthy obsession with celebrity children. It’s something I should probably address at some point in my life.
Not now though, not today. Not when we have this photo of Matilda Rose wearing an incredibly cute outfit right in front of our faces. When I try to pull off polka dots and stripes and three different colors, people don’t sit next to me on the subway. When Matilda does it, she looks like Tavi Gevinson’s protoge. But in a totally normal kid way. And that’s pretty impressive for a kid who doesn’t come from normal parents — and knows Jason Segel personally.