Great news for everyone who’s planning to travel to Hell this year! He-Man-Women-Haters-Club Co-Presidents Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have both individually responded to Taylor Swift’s comment yesterday about them going to the special part of hell reserved for funny women who make funny jokes about timely pop culture matters. Well it’s not so much a part of hell as it is a cruise ship called the Carnival Triumph. But that’s neither here nor there. (It’s really just more of my personal effort to make sure we never forget about that ship of horrors.)
What’s important to know from all this is that there’s clearly great cell service in Hell if Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both responded. I mean, I know my primary concern about traveling to Hell for spring break this year was that I would get there and be unable to make any calls. Or worse, upload photos of the fiery landscape tagged #nofilter to Instagram.
But contact from Amy and Tines changes everything. Because not only did they get a message all the way from Hell to the corner office in Heaven where Taylor Swift takes cat naps during the day, but they got the message out loud and clear.
First Amy Poehler told The Hollywood Reporter, “Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.”
Then Tina Fey told Entertainment Tonight (which in unrelated news, broadcasts 24/7 in VIP rooms in Hell), ”If anyone was going to get mad at us [for our jokes], I thought it would be James Cameron. I did not see that one coming,” Fey told Entertainment Tonight. “It was a light-hearted joke.”
So I think it’s safe to say that cell reception in Hell is great. Just Tony the Tiger great! Which means that we can throw all our excuses for not booking those flights out the window. It’s the place to travel to this year if you want to see some great sights, meet some great women-hating-women and really just get a nice tan. There’s nothing quite like the fires of Hell to give you that summer glow you really want.