• Wed, Mar 6 2013

MTV Movie Award Nominees: Will Channing Tatum Dethrone Daniel Day-Lewis?

Magic MikeThe MTV Movie Award nominees have been announced, and as usual they seem to be exclusively catered to moviegoers with multiple personality disorder who like Lincoln during the day and Magic Mike at night. I’m pretty sure it was the plot of that show Do No Harm.

The MTV Movie Awards is probably the only award show that will nominate recent Oscar winners while also devoting an entire category to actors who are good at being “scared as shit.” It’s probably also the only award show that would give seven nominations to that movie Ted after Seth MacFarlane became the most offensive human being to ever say or do anything offensive in the history of offensive things as host of the Academy Awards. The nominations must have been decided before the Oscars aired, however, because, had they seen the ceremony at the time, they would have never nominated that sexist, boob-joke-making MacFarlane in the totally respectful-to-men Best Shirtless Performance category.

Show host Rebel Wilson is nominated in three categories, as she should be, but the tightest race is for Best Actor. That Oscar-winner Daniel Day-Lewis (He played some president in Lincoln, pretty sure it was Eisenhower) will face off against Channing Tatum for Magic Mike. And I’m pretty sure Channing Tatum is going to dethrone that greedy Daniel Day-Lewis. I mean, Day-Lewis never even showed his presidential abs in that movie. How can we be expected to give him an award?

Also, where do I inquire about the nominees for Best Sound? The Malfoy family will most certainly win again.

Check out the full list of nominees below, and be sure to mark down the show’s air date, April 14, 2013.

Movie of the Year
“Django Unchained”
“Silver Linings Playbook”
“Ted”
“The Avengers”
“The Dark Knight Rises”

Best Female Performance
Anne Hathaway — “Les Misérables”
Mila Kunis — “Ted”
Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect”

Best Male Performance
Ben Affleck — “Argo”
Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Daniel Day-Lewis — “Lincoln”
Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Breakthrough Performance
Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Eddie Redmayne — “Les Misérables”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi”
Quvenzhané Wallis — “Beasts of the Southern Wild”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect”

Best Scared-as-S**t Performance
Jessica Chastain — “Zero Dark Thirty”
Alexandra Daddario — “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Martin Freeman — “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
Jennifer Lawrence — “House at the End of the Street”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi”

Best On-Screen Duo
Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson — “Django Unchained”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo — “The Avengers”
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis — “The Campaign”

Best Shirtless Performance
Christian Bale — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Daniel Craig — “Skyfall”
Taylor Lautner — “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2″
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Best Fight
Jamie Foxx vs. Candieland Henchmen — “Django Unchained”
Daniel Craig vs. Ola Rapace — “Skyfall”
Mark Wahlberg vs. Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston — “The Avengers”
Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”

Best Kiss
Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman — “Moonrise Kingdom”
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg — “Ted”
Emma Watson and Logan Lerman — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Best WTF Moment
Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson — “Candieland Gets Smoked” in “Django Unchained”
Denzel Washington — “Final Descent” in Flight”
Anna Camp — “Hack-Appella” in Pitch Perfect”
Javier Bardem — “Oops… There Goes His Face” in Skyfall”
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted Gets Saucy” in Ted”

Best Villain
Javier Bardem — “Skyfall”
Leonardo DiCaprio — “Django Unchained”
Marion Cotillard — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hiddleston — “The Avengers

Best Musical Moment
Anne Hathaway — “Les Misérables”
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez — “Magic Mike”
Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee — “Pitch Perfect”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

(Image: Slate)

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  • Jenni

    I dunno Jill. Daniel Day-Lewis has a pretty strong following among the MTV crowd. When they’re not rewatching Twilight, they’re memorizing all the lines from Last of the Mohicans

  • Alexis Rhiannon

    I wonder how much money it would take for Daniel Day-Lewis to appear in the Magic Mike sequel, and if the three of us would be able to rustle it up.

    • Jenni

      I would guess $0. D D-L does it all for the craft. Money’s nothing but a nuisance to him.

    • jenley2013

      I wonder how much money it’ll take to get DDL to show up to this thing.

  • jenley2013

    I just can’t, I laugh out loud for minutes, whenever I see Channing Tatum and Daniel Day Lewis in the same sentence.

    That being said, if SLP don’t win everything I will cry. Bradlifer need to reenact that kiss live.

    • Jill O’Rourke

      Do you ever think Channing Tatum is just Daniel Day-Lewis playing a character? It’s totally possible.

    • jenley2013

      If it is, Daniel’s doing a brilliant job.

  • jenver

    OMG! No Twilight Best Kiss?? I’m heading over to MSN to see if there have been reports of mass suicides of hysterical women, or acts of domestic terrorism against the MTV studio.

  • Laila

    Rebel Wilson couldn’t be more perfect to host this year’s MTV Movie Awards! Honestly, I haven’t seen many of the movies that were nominated, but I’ll be watching the awards anyway. I’ve heard from some of the guys I work with at DISH that Ted was funny. I didn’t want to pay to see a movie about a teddy bear in theaters, so I added it to my Blockbuster @Home queue that I have through DISH. It’s the best way for me to watch movies since it costs me next to nothing, and movie tickets are so expensive these days.