• Heidi Klum is gonna be the newest America’s Got Talent judge, because that show could use some endearingly awkward German idioms. (Have U Heard)
• There are mutterings of Brandi Glanville‘s book Drinking and Tweeting being turned into a Lifetime movie. If this happens, we will be right there watching, drinking and tweeting. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Let’s remember these heartwarming moments of celeb sex-hibitionism. (CeleBuzz)
• Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner are reportedly dating. Does anybody else smell a pregnancy scare and a spin-off? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• So now Rooney Mara is the front-runner for Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey? Does this mean Mila Kunis will stop pretending that it’s her? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Weekly horoscopes! Wee! (The Frisky)
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