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In Extra Depressing News, Rihanna Wants To Have Kids With Chris Brown

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Isn’t it funny how every time you start to regain a little faith in humanity, the neverending saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown snaps you right back to reality again?  Yeah.  Great, isn’t it?  Ugh.  In a new interview with Elle UK, Rihanna continues her streak of being completely candid about her delusions about healthy relationships.

“Now that we’re adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I’m thankful for that.  Right now that’s just want we want.”

It seems like what you both really want is attention and endless drama, but who am I to say for sure?  What with the inappropriate Instagram photo addiction, the constant battle between Rihanna and Chris Brown’s ex, Karreuche Tran, the weed-smoking to distract from reality, and Chris Brown’s King of the Douche Bags temper, I’d say that they’re off to a wonderfully fresh start.

The cherry pie of this interview, for me, was when Rihanna said she’d “probably have a kid” within 5 years, and that she hopes that the relationship she has with Brown “lasts forever.”  Well slap my ass and call me Sally, that’s a great idea!  Well, if they have a child together and ultimately realize they’re providing it with a horrible environment in which to grow up, they can always give it to Giuliana and Bill Rancic to be completely neglected.

As for the Instagram addiction?  It’s not to draw more attention to herself and Chris Brown, if that’s what you’re thinking.  No, no, it’s just her way of being honest with herself and everyone else.  Even if that honesty makes the rest of us want to stab our eyeballs out with a pitchfork.

“I instagram everything about my life, whether it’s smoking pot, in a strip club, reading a Bible verse—how crazy, I know!—or hanging out with my best friend, who happens to be Chris.  That’s why I’m posting pictures of myself smoking pot, to tell the truth about myself.  I’ve got so much to think about, why bring all this extra shit by being dishonest?”

 

All we can do is sit back and wait for this mess to run its course, and hopefully not at the expense of anyone’s physical or mental health.  Wow, I think that’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever written about a sickening celebrity relationship.  Ugh.  Great.

(Photo: Instagram)

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  • http://twitter.com/KCRingle Krissy Kringles

    Not depressing news at all. Happy for them that they can grow up and move on in a positive way no matter what negative energy you and a lot of media continue to project their way. The constant media bullying on them is bordering on sinister at this point, and quite frankly nauseating. Kudos to them for living their lives for themselves. Only wishing the best!

    • Arielle

      This isn’t about any media sensationalism, this is about the fact that he beat the living bejesus out of her, and she went back to him. If he did it once, he’s capable of doing it again. This isn’t like her forgiving him for cheating on her. This is her sending a message, condoning Brown’s despicable behavior, and saying “If your man beats you, as long as he says he’s sorry you can forgive him.”

    • runandrunfaster

      Recent charming incidents include Chris’ sexist rant onstage (and how will they move on positively? because Rihanna won’t “make him tell her again” or else?) and fighting with his own bodyguard. No, there has been no growing up there. He is still a child. He creates the drama- don’t blame the media for reporting on it.

  • lovemelikenooneelse

    You’re a dumbass. Wow. You are one of those people who don’t need access to the internet. Let alone the platform to write stupid shit like this blog. Take your opinions on chris n rihanna and shove it.

    • http://twitter.com/cassyhough Cassandra Hough

      I must have some pretty big balls to write my opinion on a blog. The audacity!

  • http://spockfran.livejournal.com/ Josh

    congrats to them. A baby in their wealthy care is still 100x more well off than the average couples.

  • KLily2

    While the person who wrote this is ready to “stab her eyeballs out with a pitchfork”, Chris Brown is doing more for domestic violence than anyone who bothers to read this drivel by visiting shelters, talking to victims, learning about the cycles of abuse, and supporting DV programs financially through his charity organization, Symphonic Love…. All while he and Rihanna continue to move forward in their lives, their love, and their careers. God bless them for recovering from an awful experience instead of constantly living in it as the media continues to do.

    • http://twitter.com/cassyhough Cassandra Hough

      I don’t think we live in the same reality.

    • KLily2

      Which reality though? The one where people change? Learn from their mistakes? Work to become better people? Are not constantly judged by acts they committed as teenagers? Again, while this guy has actually committed himself financially and actively to working against DV and a number of community organizations to fight AIDS, homelessness, and supporting arts programs for kids, you and others are focusing on your personal disapproval and unhappiness with Rihanna’s rekindled relationship with him, and what she chooses to post on her instagram account. From where I’m sitting, they’re are DEFINITELY winning.

    • http://twitter.com/cassyhough Cassandra Hough

      Are you sitting behind a Chris Brown PR team desk?

    • KLily2

      LMFAO at you actually thinking his PR team even knows the address to this blog. No honey, sorry. I’m just a general observer who happens to be a fan of both artists and their music. Who also happens to be educated and privy to the fact that based on several posts you and other writers of this blog have written regarding both of these artists, your victim-blaming and monster-labeling is not only disparaging… It’s not helping! It’s really sad to watch and read those who claim to be “concerned” about domestic violence, particularly women, perpetuating malicious generalizations and vomit-inducing slander against victims, without actually digging deeper into the cycle and what we as a society can do to help. Instead of talking trash about Rihanna and her choices and even Chris Brown, it would be nice to see you suggest ways in which we can prevent violence within relationships against men AND women, AND help children who, like Chris Brown and Rihanna, have grown up in those types of homes. Again, doing my own research, I discovered that Brown has actually been doing that since his conviction. Something I would have never known had I done like yourself, using every slanderous TMZ/Gossip infused headline to base my perception upon this person. He is in no-way right for what he did in 2009, but he is still in fact a person and human being, not the monster you and your cohorts so uncleverly detail, who’s going to continue living. Thank God, he has the werewithal to know his wrongs and work on improving not only himself but others who share those same awful experiences. But you go ahead and continue the good fight the way you choose. Use your snark to shame and malign people, I’ll use my wit to uplift, support, redeem, and actually take part in helping by spreading love and supporting and attending DV shelters.

  • Mierzwiak

    Am I the only one who doesn’t care?

    Maybe because I don’t care about Rihanna in the first place. I love some of her music, but I was never really interested in her as a person. I’ve seen few interviews with her and she was always so boring and uninteresting, so I don’t really care who she sleeps with. But it doesn’t change a fact that Chris Brown is a horrible human being.

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