Isn’t it funny how every time you start to regain a little faith in humanity, the neverending saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown snaps you right back to reality again? Yeah. Great, isn’t it? Ugh. In a new interview with Elle UK, Rihanna continues her streak of being completely candid about her delusions about healthy relationships.
It seems like what you both really want is attention and endless drama, but who am I to say for sure? What with the inappropriate Instagram photo addiction, the constant battle between Rihanna and Chris Brown’s ex, Karreuche Tran, the weed-smoking to distract from reality, and Chris Brown’s King of the Douche Bags temper, I’d say that they’re off to a wonderfully fresh start.
The cherry pie of this interview, for me, was when Rihanna said she’d “probably have a kid” within 5 years, and that she hopes that the relationship she has with Brown “lasts forever.” Well slap my ass and call me Sally, that’s a great idea! Well, if they have a child together and ultimately realize they’re providing it with a horrible environment in which to grow up, they can always give it to Giuliana and Bill Rancic to be completely neglected.
As for the Instagram addiction? It’s not to draw more attention to herself and Chris Brown, if that’s what you’re thinking. No, no, it’s just her way of being honest with herself and everyone else. Even if that honesty makes the rest of us want to stab our eyeballs out with a pitchfork.
“I instagram everything about my life, whether it’s smoking pot, in a strip club, reading a Bible verse—how crazy, I know!—or hanging out with my best friend, who happens to be Chris. That’s why I’m posting pictures of myself smoking pot, to tell the truth about myself. I’ve got so much to think about, why bring all this extra shit by being dishonest?”
All we can do is sit back and wait for this mess to run its course, and hopefully not at the expense of anyone’s physical or mental health. Wow, I think that’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever written about a sickening celebrity relationship. Ugh. Great.