Paris Hilton Poses For Self Portrait As Her Boyfriend Bleeds On A Stretcher Behind Her

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A recent skiing accident in Lake Tahoe left left Paris Hilton‘s new boy toy River Viiperi bleeding and strapped to a stretcher, which was obviously the perfect occasion for some glamorous selfie action.

“Such a scary day on the slopes today,” Paris wrote alongside the picture. “After seeing the gash on @RiverViiperi’s leg, I almost passed out. I have never seen a cut that deep in my life. He is so brave, I can’t even imagine the pain he went through today.”

But that didn’t mean she was too scared to take her own skis off, sit on the paramedics’ snowmobile, and get a random person to take a picture of her posing in front of her boyfriend’s severely wounded (but good natured) form. Do you think she made him give that thumbs up, too? She should get a medal for showing this much vanity in the face of fear. The only

But don’t worry, the sexy, newly 32-year-old multitasker also managed to “take care of” the 21-year-old model, as he said in a twitpic of his own captioned “Back in Lalaland safe & sound thanks to my gorgeous blondie @ParisHilton always taking such good care of me #LoveU” (emphasis mine):

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Are we to believe that Paris Hilton put 19 stitches in his leg herself in between selecting Instagram filters? She never ceases to surprise me with her many talents.

(Via The New York Daily News)

Photos: Paris Hilton, River Viiperi

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    • Jolie

      She’s just a has-been clinging to whatever fame she can still get her hands on.