I hear you, guys. You’re mad that Shailene Woodley is cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider Man because she’s so incredibly ugly. And I respect that, because it’s such a legitimate complaint that’s not at all rooted in your own pettiness or insecurity. It’s hard to imagine an uglier person than this extremely talented, Academy Award-nominated 21-year old, either inside or out. It’s honestly sad that Shailene ever thought she could amount to anything, as she is so. defiantly. ugly. We’ve already exposed Kristen Stewart for the unsexy wench that we know her to be, we must remain alert, trolls!
Luckily, the dedicated ghouls who live under the bridge that is the internet have not let this fact go unnoticed, and when the above picture of Shailene on the Spider Man set surfaced, they got right down to business with such gems as:
“Omg she looks horrible I hope they can do something with that face of hers.”
“Mary Jane is supposed to be hot.”
“Looks horrible as a redhead.”
All excellent points, thank you so much for sharing, guys, and for not allowing yourself to be distracted by her perfect skin, beautiful eyes, or shiny hair, this girl is a major uggo. Mary Jane was not a comic book character created by a pen against paper, but instead a real person in real life, and we dishonor her memory by casting an ugly person to portray her. Especially when everyone knows that Mary Jane was MURDERED in real life by an ugly person! How insensitive! That would be like hiring a car to play your dog in a movie where your dog is killed by being hit by a car. An ugly car. I mean I would watch that movie just to see how it goes, but I would be very indignant the whole time, DON’T WORRY.
Honestly I’m just glad that the people making these comments from their dimly lit hobbit holes didn’t take a second to realize that Shailene wasn’t in hair or makeup yet and was just walking around on set…because it shouldn’t matter! We all made a personal agreement that no one except for identical blond and blue-eyed supermodels are allowed to be successful in this world. This is why I am not allowed to be employed and am instead writing this while chained to a pole in Heidi Klum‘s basement. I’m attractive enough to fetch her night slippers but not attractive enough to deserve your respect, nor is Shailene, so just keep up the good work, everybody.
(Images: FayesVision / WENN.com / Pacific Coast News)