Catching Fire star Liam Hemsworth allegedly cheated on his fiance Miley Cyrus at a party this weekend with January Jones. Mostly because the Universe decided it wasn’t enough to take Michelle Williams and Jason Segel away from us this week.
No, it had to really drive home the point that love is dead by ripping apart the one couple we believed could make it. At least a year. I really did give Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus an entire year of marriage before Billy Ray Cyrus did something stupid and ruined everything. Like taking Liam Hemsworth hostage in exchange for a chance to play a song on the Mockingjay movie soundtrack.
But before they even got to exchange their vows, Liam Hemsworth went out and kissed January Jones at a party. At least that’s what eyewitness sources told Star who told Radar Online who told the Internet who told me.
It looked like they had some hot chemistry,” an eyewitness at the event tells Star. “They were all over each other – and they even kissed!”
Hot chemistry! All over each other! Kissed! These certainly are scandalous allegations for an eyewitness at the event to be spewing out. Because if they’re true, holy bombshell of a story! Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are supposed to be our generation’s George and Martha Washington. You know, a real couple who stick together through thick and thin. Wars and cherry trees be damned. An actual “true love conquers all” kinda pair.
But alas, we may have spoken too soon. They might just be another messed up Hollywood couple who’s days are numbered. Looking on the bright side though, this means we all have a chance with Liam Hemsworth now. As long as we all look like January Jones.
(Photo: Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com)