A GIF Reaction Guide To The New Dancing With The Stars Cast

Dancing With The Stars Logo

I’m pretty sure I’m not the first one to suggest this, but I think there should be a slight change to the show Dancing with the Stars name. Maybe something subtle, like Dancing with the “Stars,” or what about something more exclamatory like Dancing with the Stars?!?  What about something more obvious and honest like Dancing with the person that still has delusions of fame, but is probably sleeping on his parent’s plastic-coated couch, while thinking of what his porn alter-ego would be? That sounds exceptionally wordy, but it’s the closest to the truth about who this show is actually about. Although, I admit that it wouldn’t fit nicely on the teleprompter.

This “show” has been on for 16 seasons at this point, and they seem to be running out of has-beens and could-have beens. There is all this pomp and circumstance around the announcement of the newest, and latest line-up, and then there’s the inevitable deflation. I mean, even, Google is having a hard time recognizing some of these “celebrity” names.  To be fair, ABC has probably just given up on trying to book legitimate D-list celebrities. I’m not really sure who still watches the show anymore. I mean, I do, but that’s because I have already given up on having a real life.

But, the network probably knows that by now their core demographic are people who took a split second too long to put on The Big Bang Theory.  This being the case, I thought I’d save you the trouble of having to scour the internet for these “stars,” and just give you my reaction to the line-up. This way, you know whether to be mildly interested in the star or just apathetic because the fact of the matter is, whomever booked Dancing with the Starsforgot to book the *ahem* stars.

WYNONA JUDD 

Better Off Ted Cookie Eating

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INGO RADEMACHER

Andrew Garfield Explaining

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ANDY DICK

Man with Knife Gif

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KELLIE PICKLER

Michelle Tanner

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ZENDAYA COLEMAN

Taylor Swift Confused

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D.L HUGLEY

Toddlers and Tiaras Disgust

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DOROTHY HAMILL

Snow White Clapping(Via)

ALY RAISMAN

McKayla Not Impressed

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VICTOR ORTIZ

Blank Stare

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LISA VANDERPUMP

Pete Dinklage Gif

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JACOBY JONES

Tyra Banks Url(Via)

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