• Sun, Feb 24 2013

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Wins A Comical Amount Of Razzies

Film still from the movie ''The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2'

Vampires aren’t the only things that suck!  Last night at the Razzie Awards, the annual “award show” held the night before the Oscars that celebrates the year’s worst films, Breaking Dawn Part 2 swept almost all of them by winning 7 awards.

Kristen Stewart won the honor of “Worst Actress” and Taylor Lautner snagged “Worst Supporting Actor,” alongside other horrible performances like Adam Sandler‘s in That’s My Boy and Rihanna‘s in Battleship. They’re all obviously in good company.

What I want to know is, what will we all do without any more Twilight movies?  I mean I’m willing to bet my firstborn child that Adam Sandler will continue to make awful movie choices, and that Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will undoubtedly continue not acting in other films, but Twilight really encapsulated so much stank.  Its essence will never be duplicated.

My favorite quote reported from last night’s Razzie celebration came from Razzies founder John Wilson:

“Acting should involve having an expression on your face, and she is blank, other than the morose kind of half-Goth thing her character does. Kristen Stewart is so expressionless she might as well be a brick wall.”

Kristen Stewart won not one, but TWO Razzies last night (Snow White and the Huntsman only benefited her career thanks to Rupert Sanders‘ peen), so if that seems a little harsh… well, it isn’t.

 

(Photo: supplied by WENN)

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  • http://twitter.com/notthistwilight Catherine Dove

    For those of you who keep insisting to us NON-fans because ‘Stephenie Meyer is laughing all the way to the bank… The only reason THAT happened is because YOU all allowed her to force this incredibly dysfunctional story down our throats like this AFTER we were SCREAMING our issues about it.

    Basically, the way they filmed these last two STUPID movies is a great big huge FLIP OFF to MANY of her FORMER FANS – not to mention the ENTIRE WORLDWIDE VAMPIRE FANDOM (those of us who weren’t obsessed with Twilight’s not-even-SORT-of ‘Vamps”, anyway.

    SMeyer could have written ANY ‘ol ending in Breaking Dawn – and that’s obviously what she did. The fans she ‘accidentally’ got addicted to her story because of the irresponsible way she wrote it would have LAPPED UP whatever P*SS she wrote like honey (and you did).

    This entire ‘blockbuster saga’ was built off of DEBATES, not good storytelling!! If you would like the COMPLETE explanation that officially DEBUNKS the Twilight Saga storyline, do a search for ‘explain twilight breaking dawn ending on blogspot’ – you’ll find EVERYTHING you need to know and ALOT more than you EVER wanted, LoL!

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