Today is my Superbowl Sunday. Â I think the Oscars are a Superbowl for every pop culture-obsessed female and gay man under the age of 60. Â We don’t get Beyonce as our halftime act, but we do get performances by Adele and Barbra Streisand. Â Which is perfect for our kind of Superbowl.
We’ve got an opening number (sorry Alecia Keys but I prefer musical parodies), lots of nerves, some serious competition and rivalry (read: everyone in the room and viewers at home vs. Anne Hathaway), lots of God/Jesus/Harvey Weinstein thank-yous, and a probable wardrobe malfunction is always just a stumble away!
That being said, here are the moments that haven’t happened yet but probably definitely will happen, and I can’t wait.
(Lead Photo: Mashable)
