• Sun, Feb 24 2013

Possible Explanations For Kristen Stewart’s Crutches At The 2013 Oscars

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It’s undeniable that Kristen Stewart is our generation’s Meryl Streep. It’s also undeniable that she’s going for her signature “whatever, I just rolled out of bed because ugh being famous is hard and I’m not going to wear a dress and brush my hair because that’s stupid” look. It wouldn’t be an appearance from K.Stew if she wasn’t flicking all of us with her complete indifference to being somewhere important.  However tonight she gave us quite the treat by showing up to the Academy Awards on crutches. It’s new, it’s different and it gives her quite the nice hobble.

But why is she on crutches? No one knows. Like Adele’s son’s name and Charlize Theron’s beauty regimen, it’s a secret being closely guarded by Hollywood’s elite.

But here at Crushable we just can’t help but come up with a few possible explanations for why our fave gal pal’s using crutches.

1. She’s too lazy to walk upright. It’s hard! First it’s one foot. Then it’s the other foot. Then it’s the first foot AGAIN. So repetitive. As a fellow non-exerciser, I totally get it.

2. She broke her foot chasing after Robert Pattinson and/or broke it running away from Robert Pattinson and/or she broke it running toward Robert Pattinson. (Check Hollywood Life for all the details tomorrow.)

3. She twisted her ankle brushing her hair. Because it’s hard to brush your hair with your toes!

4. She wanted to have a reason for not smiling. No one’s going to make fun of the girl on crutches! Right. RIGHT!?!

5. She requested that her publicist find her a date with less personality than her. He brought her the crutches. They had a brief conversation and Kristen agreed that they could accompany her.

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  • watizengrish

    “It wouldn’t be an appearance from K.Stew if she wasn’t flicking all of us with her complete lack of indifference at being somewhere important.”

    She usually seems pretty indifferent to me. Which would mean she is not lacking indifference.

    • Jenni

      Edited to make sense!

  • http://twitter.com/reallysuperneat Nicole

    “She requested that her publicist find her a date with less personality than her. He brought her the crutches. They had a brief conversation and Kristen agreed that they could accompany her.” ZING!

  • sleepysone1995

    or that she got injured a few days before the oscars..=.=

    • Jenni

      That makes zero sense!

    • sleepysone1995

      the back story is that she stepped on glass while she was out with her friends..

    • Jenni

      but what’s the front story?

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      It’s a secret jenni but my source said Rob did not want her to come to australia to visit and to just cool it until he came home after tooling around Australia some. Kristen was so mad she kicked the door to his closet down and threw all his clothes on the floor.

  • afsdafas

    …funny how she doesn’t need the support of the crutches when she wants photogs to take her picture….

  • Peony

    Just admit that even with crutches,hobbling ,straight out of bed hair,she dazzled.Way to go Kristen,love that lil lady.