Thanks, Kanye. Even though I didn’t directly mention Kim Kardashian in the title, I now I have to mention her because not only did you two “private beings” decide to announce the gender of your fetus this weekend, but you had to go and be a giant baby last night and make headlines. Which forces me to not only write about you, but mention your “baby mama.” Woof.
At a Saturday concert in London, Kanye reminded us why everyone has thought of him as a giant douche bag for the last 5 years by getting pissy about Justin Timberlake: ”I got love for Hov, but I ain’t fuckin’ with that ‘Suit & Tie.’”
Translation: he’s jealous and pouty over JT’s success, hates it that Jay-Z is featured on the “Suit and Tie” track because Jay-Z was totally his friend first, and that absolutely no one gives even one single rat turd about the fact that he knocked up Kim Kardashian. Mr. and Mrs. Timberlake were seating next to King Jay and Queen Bey at the Grammys, in case you forgot already. Which means that Kanye and Kim are like yesterday’s leftovers that you tossed in the dumpster to rot.
Awwww. So sowwy! West also took aim at the Grammys: ”The Grammys can suck my dick,” he bitched. I have an idea: why don’t you and Justin Bieber go away on a nice long weekend yacht ride somewhere, stroke each other’s over-inflated egos and shed a few tears into wads of $100 bills.