I just felt the weirdest sensation wash over me when I looked at these photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at the LA Lakers basketball game yesterday. Could they be the cutest Hollywood couple that we have right now? Is this what love looks like? If so, is this the photo I should hold up when people ask me what I’m looking for in a relationship?
Should I just be like I’m looking for this? This obvious-yet-understated-not-in-your-face kind of love?
Well, looking for this minus the whole sporting activity thing. Because booooo that stupidness. Are the LA Lakers even a real team? Or are they just a front for celebrities to look like they’re normal people. I mean, look who also showed up in the crowd yesterday:
As if Rebel Wilson cares about silly things like basketball! You’re going to have to wake up pretty early in the morning (EST time) to convince me that this team actually exists. Sorry I’m not sorry for not believing in fairy tale teams that attract every kind of celebrityÂ imaginable. Page me when you have actual proof they actually play.
But back to Miashton. It’s just strange to think about how this all turned out. Just a few years ago I considered Mila Kunis to be a little off-centerÂ becauseÂ she dated Macaulay Culkin for like ever.Â AndÂ I simultaneously considered Ashton Kutcher to be filming the longest-running Punk’d episode ever by marrying Demi Moore. They bothÂ intriguedÂ me with their choices. AndÂ intriguedÂ is putting it nicely. (Since this is a post about true love I’m trying my hardest to put everything nicely. I’m being such a Cupid right now.)
But now, years after confusing me with Macaulay and Demi, they’re dating each other and it seems so perfect and natural that I can’t believe I ever questioned their dating decisions. Or I guess what I’m trying to say is that they have my blessing. Go off and get married and make good-looking babies for us to stalk!