Remember when Sesame Street announced a bunch of hot guest stars and it made me feel a strange mixture of nostalgia and horniness? Now, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, one of the cutest of the bunch, has actually done the show, and all those feelings are coming back to say hi.
In this sweet little piece of edutainment, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, or “Joe,” teaches kids the meaning of the word “reinforce”…sexily. With the help of his puppet friend Murray, he demonstrates on his own watch. First, Murray is going to hit the watch with a hammer. Then Joey decides he wants to reinforce it by putting it in a padded envelope. But wait, his grandma gave it to him (hawt), so he adds some bubble wrap too. Next, it goes inside a wooden box, and he’s good to go. Hammer time! Luckily, Joe’s watch survives the ordeal, but I still hope his grandma doesn’t watch this.
As predicted, watching JGL play opposite a muppet and exaggerate his expressions for the kids watching made me feel yet more feelings I do not want to associate with Sesame Street. There’s just something about an attractive man with a big vocabulary who is silly and good with kids that really does it for me, and I don’t even like kids that much. It’s not like JGL had trouble getting women to like him before, but he can use this to get so totally laid, should he so choose. Consider his hotness reinforced.