The BBC Basically Thinks Kate Middleton Is The Most Worthless Human Being Alive

Kate MiddletonWow. I hope the fine folks over at BBC Radio 4 Women’s Hour didn’t like their heads, because it’s looking likely that they’ll be cut off after the stunt they just pulled on Kate Middleton. They compiled a list of the 100 most powerful women in the U.K and did not include our very own pregnant princess. Of all the horrible things that have happened in the history of horrible things, this is truly the horriblest.

Judge Eve Pollard says she knew people would be up in arms over this list. But she stands by her decision to be a traitor and a turncoat and a general embarrassment to British society.

“Is she influential? Hugely. Is she powerful? Not yet,” the former newspaper editor added.

“Most women on our list have power because they have reached a place where they have control—of policy, of direction, of influence, of staff,” she explained. ”The panel also included some women who have soft power—the ability to transform the way we think about ourselves.”

Eve Pollard will rue the day she stated that Kate has no hard power AND no soft power. For their own sakes, I don’t know why they made this incredibly shortsighted decision. I’d be surprised if the entire BBC operation’s still up and running tomorrow morning. You want to see power? Watch how much Kate Middleton has when she shuts the whole damn operation down before she goes to bed to night. And she’ll do it. I have no doubts she’ll do it.

The same way I have no doubts that she’s having twins in July. Two sets. Yes, that’s right. You heard it here first. My OB-GYN connection tells me that her refusal to be photographed publicly for the past few weeks clearly indicates that she’s giving birth to two sets of twins. Out of necessity of course. It’s a modern day look at a heir and a spare.

Let’s say TLC kidnaps the first set of twins to star on their show Extreme Kidnapped Royalty, Kate and Will wouldn’t have to stress because they had another set ready to go. Having two sets of twins because you need two sets of twins, I’m sorry BBC Radio 4, but that’s the definition of power.

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    • Bobo

      Waity was so plastered half the time she was a career-party girl the result was a series of crotch photos. The girl never wears underwear too, See how extra-smart she is ? Yes. She did the same on an official visit to Canada. Had her backside photographed, no underwear. What is honorable about going nude outdoors in France ? or how about doing nothing with your college degree ? She is a 31 year old do-nothing. She had no job the entire 9 or 10 years she was chasing William – got bankrolled by mama who is a schemer too. Nothing special, the low class b*tch is an embarrassment -

      • Jenni

        Says a guy who chooses to call himself Bobo

    • katie

      I of course AGREE with Bobo , kate is a useless , manipulative coal miner ,common Bi-ch

    • katie

      she s useless horrbly ugly dull desperate

    • katie

      middletons are only cheap low coal miners , she kate is always naked on public beaches , she s a whore, british ppl are stupid to let that ugly bitch throw their hard earned salary into her blow drying , and posing to be poor cindrella , and first be friends with camilla , and now accusing her , trying to gain public sympathy wanting to play diana, she s horrible to true princesses beatrice and eugenie,she deserves to be treated like a bitch,y

    • mimi

      You people are absolutely unbelieveably disgusting. Where do you keep your rocks, go back under them.