There are two things I would never do in front of Miley Cyrus if given the chance: 1.) Belt out my best rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart,” and 2.) Talk shit about her relationship with Liam Hemsworth. Looks like not everyone would heed my advice, because Perez Hilton — that blogger that used to be fun to read but is really now just spammy and annoying — made up a story about Miley and Ed Westwick possibly canoodling.
According to the stream of pissed off tweets from Miley, she has never been with or near Ed Westwick (and seriously, THAT’S supposed to be competition for Liam Hemsworth?) and doesn’t plan on it anytime soon. Naturally, it looks like the tweets have since been deleted but they went a little something like this:
@perezhilton hope you find love one day but can you not f–k with mine. I’ve never been with Ed W in my life. I was at the studio last night working on my record and never left with anyone other than my assistant.
what happened to your promise to spread love not lies And to be a decent human being with values and morals??? Dude u ask for people to respect you and your relationships I demand the same thing.
I’m assuming that Perez Hilton probably didn’t write the story himself because he most likely has a team of fierce and fabulous people who write them on his behalf now, but he most likely had to authorize it being published. Which is exactly why I haven’t read his blog in about four or five years. It was much better when it was just an insecure, chubby guy in a coffee shop who had fun with celebrity pictures and Paint.
Perez Hilton responded to Miley’s anger by posting a super fake story about how happy she and Liam are, and now all is right with the world again. The end.
Aesop’s Lesson: new, short hair Miley shouldn’t be reckoned with. She will fuck you up.