• Tue, Feb 5 2013

These Photos Make Me Want To Adopt Josh Hutcherson And Turn Him Into My Little Brother

'Hunger Games' star Josh Hutcherson makes his way through the airport at LAX where he was swarmed by eager autograph seekers I have the oddest crush on Catching Fire star Josh Hutcherson. I think he’s so cute and so adorable and so huggable, but I have no interest in him romantically. Like if he called me up right now and was all like, “Hey Jenni, it’s Josh, I’m in town and I just thought we could grab dinner and sex.” I’d be all like, “Look Josh, I like you, I might even love you, but we’re in classic Liz Lemon/Jack Donaghy territory and it’s just not going to work out between us.”

'Hunger Games' star Josh Hutcherson makes his way through the airport at LAX where he was swarmed by eager autograph seekers

However that doesn’t mean I don’t want to get to know him better. In the little brother way. We could be like really close siblings. Like I could call him when I had a question about a celebrity. And he could call me when he had a question about a girl. And I’d say “Oh Josh, Macaroni Grill’s a perfectly fine place to bring a girl on a first date.” Because you know that’s the kind of place Josh would pick. A quality Italian restaurant where you can draw on the tables. Nothing says “it’s a Euro-fun date!” quite like Macaroni Grill.

'Hunger Games' star Josh Hutcherson makes his way through the airport at LAX where he was swarmed by eager autograph seekers

Just thinking about these conversations makes me want to call him and consult on a Mother’s Day present. Although since he’s rich, we’re not going halfsies. We’re going ten percenties/ninety percenties. I’m sure he’ll be cool with that though. As far as little brothers go, he’s pretty laid back. That’s why I love him!

(Photo: PacificCoastNews.com)

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