Stop Trying To Make A Beyonce Nip Slip Happen (NSFW-ish)

Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show

As previously reported, Beyonce gave a performance at the Superbowl that was pyrotechnic in its amazingness…literally! (Remember when sparks flew out of the guitar?!) It was certainly the best halftime show in recent memory and maybe the best of all time, forever and ever, amen. But certain ne’er do wells on the internet are trying to sully Bey’s flawless execution with a nasty little rumor that Beyonce, of the Always Nailing It To The Wall Beyonces, experienced that most unprofessional of Superbowl booboos.

They are holding up for evidence this totally realistic digital image:

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This person has clearly never seen a breast before, though, because everyone knows nipples go right in the middle of them, and that nipple is not even close to the middle. Most human nipples also do not look like they were drawn using the oval tool in MS Paint, then filled in using the bucket tool.

An animated GIF of the alleged moment reveals little to support the nip slip thesis:

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And a video shows that the “areola” may very well be made of Bey’s hair:

Beyonce’s mom might not make her costumes anymore, but that doesn’t mean she’s going to let her nipples fly about all willy nilly, knocking people out and costing people money. The de facto Queen of America would never allow such a thing to happen. That said, an MS Paint/hair Beyonce nipple is better than no Beyonce nipple at all, so feel free to masturbate to it if you must.

(Via slumz)

Photos: WENN, slumz

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    • ThisIsFunny

      Its not the hair we are talking about. Hahaha. It is the nipple looking deal where the nipple should be! Lol. This picture was taken in the living room of a friend of mine and not altered whatsoever. We never said it WAS a nip slip either. We are simply asking what the people thought.

    • Beare

      It’s a pastie…

    • http://twitter.com/Tobi_Is_Fab Nerdy Lucy

      I think a strand of hair is around her breast, like a piece fell down into the front of her bra-top thingy. The GIF shows the tiniest chunk of hair running down her chest and into that area.

    • Paulie

      It’s the wire for her ear piece lol zoom right in and you can see it bouncing further up her chest and her neck.

    • luciano26

      Get a life.

    • USEGODSWISDOM

      In her beginnings Beyounce boasted that she was a B.A.Christian. I see NO evidence of THAT, as clearly she only loves herself & showing herself off in the most NASTY offensive ways!
      Like “Sodom & Gammorha” The black-out could very well be our Father GOD giving Beyounce & all who liked her & her FOLLOWERS slutty SpeedyRabbitStyleDry-Forn ways
      a bit of WARNING against the true DARKNESS that she & her kind just dumped on the entire world (& Children viewers) of her lewd Act!
      Proverbs 30:20 says, “This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth, and says, ‘I have done no wrong.’” See Mark 9:42 > biblestudytools(dot)com/mark/9-42-compare.html
      MAYBE the only reason there was any “LIGHT shinning at all there” was to be symbolic of the TRUE Christians who saw this perverted behavior,PROTESTED in their hearts & instantly prayed
      AGAINST this wickedness as they tried to COVER the eyes of the innocent…
      SAME as the Desensitizing Media is mostly to blame for with all the KILLINGS/SHOOTINGS upon the innocents:
      SAME here is Beyounce & her kind are at it Programing innocent eyes to copy her escalating wickedness.
      Eyes are the WINDOWS of our SOULS. Garbage IN = Garbage out!
      True B.A.C.’s are to be The Watchmen to Warn those who are falling away from GOD’s Grace.FACT: biblegateway(dot)com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2033:%206-16&version=AMP;NASB;MSG
      Please Everyone study> letusreason(DOT)org/Pent48.htm about being The WATCHMAN for God’s people > Ezekiel 33:6-16
      Repent Beyounce from your DARK religion of SELF, & realize that to claim that you are a B.A.C. yet are willfully leading others into DARKNESS,is just causing God to judge you more harshly.
      because you KNEW better! Fact: biblegateway(dot)com/passage/?search=Luke%2012:%2047-48&version=MSG;NASB;NLT;MSG
      Luke 12:47-48 The Message (MSG) “The servant who knows what his master wants and ignores it, or insolently does whatever he pleases,
      will be thoroughly thrashed.But if he does a poor job through ignorance, he’ll get off with a slap on the hand.
      Great gifts mean great responsibilities; greater gifts, greater responsibilities!
      1 Corinthians 10:13 – “No temptation (or trial) has overtaken you but such as is common to man; and God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted (or tried) beyond what you are able,
      but with the temptation (or trial) will provide the way of escape also, that you may be able to endure it.”
      biblegateway(dot)com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%205:11&version=AMP;NLT;MSG
      bible(dot)cc/1_corinthians/5-11.htm
      John 3:16

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