If you’re anything like me, you don’t really give a shit about the Superbowl this year. Or any year that your home team isn’t in it. And even when the Pittsburgh Steelers (hometown holla!) are in it, I’m the girl wearing the Troy Polamalu jersey who is stuffing her face and desperately trying to assess what’s happening during the game while perfecting the appropriate yells and facial expressions.
I do find the commercials entertaining for at least an hour or so. The half-time shows usually make me want to kill myself (see the Black-Eyed Peas from Superbowl 45), so whenever the Steelers aren’t playing in the game (which isn’t very often lately… heyoooo!) there are hundreds of fucks I don’t give about the Superbowl.
So if you’re not cheering for the Ravens or the 49ers, you can definitely cheer for these Superbowl e-cards. May the buffalo chicken dip be extra sloppy and spicy and the cheap beer be aplenty while you do… enjoy!