Well our fave gal pal Miley Cyrus went out and got herself a brand new Kat Von D tattoo this week. Why? Well it’s the last week in January and everyone knows that’s how celebrities celebrate the last week in January. That’s just a fact. Like all dogs go to Heaven, all celebrities get end of January tattoos, all the girls who own black underwear are looking to have sex.
It’s a beautiful tat that’s likely designed to remind her fiance Liam Hemsworth that Jennifer Lawrence isn’t the only girl in his life who’s good with arrows. You know, because Liam Hemsworth plays Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games series and is play-acting at being wildly in love with the arrow-obsessed Katniss Everdeen. Miley doesn’t want him forgetting about his real life love, who’s sitting at home, playing some kind of real-life version of Pound Puppies.
In this day and age of people not really being that into archery, there’s no other explanation for this tattoo besides the one I just laid out for you. The good news is that Miley has nothing to worry about. J.Law’s so busy on the talk show circuit that I doubt she even has time to talk to Liam, let alone seduce him.
But as Miley clearly knows, warning tattoos never hurt a couple. In fact 9 out of 10 relationship therapists who have pending Bravo pilots say that they’re the key to a successful relationship. So Liamiley forever!