• Fri, Feb 1 2013

Miley Cyrus Gets New Tattoo To Remind Liam Hemsworth That She’s His Fiance Forever And Ever

Miley Cyrus Tattoo

Well our fave gal pal Miley Cyrus went out and got herself a brand new Kat Von D tattoo this week. Why? Well it’s the last week in January and everyone knows that’s how celebrities celebrate the last week in January. That’s just a fact. Like all dogs go to Heaven, all celebrities get end of January tattoos, all the girls who own black underwear are looking to have sex.

It’s a beautiful tat that’s likely designed to remind her fiance Liam Hemsworth that Jennifer Lawrence isn’t the only girl in his life who’s good with arrows. You know, because Liam Hemsworth plays Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games series and is play-acting at being wildly in love with the arrow-obsessed Katniss Everdeen. Miley doesn’t want him forgetting about his real life love, who’s sitting at home, playing some kind of real-life version of Pound Puppies.

In this day and age of people not really being that into archery, there’s no other explanation for this tattoo besides the one I just laid out for you. The good news is that Miley has nothing to worry about. J.Law’s so busy on the talk show circuit that I doubt she even has time to talk to Liam, let alone seduce him.

But as Miley clearly knows, warning tattoos never hurt a couple. In fact 9 out of 10 relationship therapists who have pending Bravo pilots say that they’re the key to a successful relationship. So Liamiley forever!

(Photo: @MileyCyrus)

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  • tahoegeminii

    she gets a tat from Kat Von D and it is 2 black lines??? on the back of her elbow??? why did Kat even do such a lame tat?? they are all a bunch of pathetic LA posers anyway-Kat did it because it was a celeb and Smelly had a kindergarten tat put on by Kat cause she is a celeb-did they tell each other how wonderful they think they look as well?? well Kat used to be cute then she carved every part of herself to fit the Hollyweird mold and made her body look like a bathroom wall in a strip club and the Smelly Circus is just a dyke freakshow-next job for the both of them is next to the bearded lady at the carnival-Kat will of course be the “tattoed lady” and Smelly can be the dyke that f–ks her dogs

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elijah-Greenleaf/100001787220723 Elijah Greenleaf

    “…DO NOT MARK YOUR SKIN WITH TATTOOS….” LEV. 19:28, THE HOLY BIBLE.

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