• Wed, Jan 30 2013

Whose Face Did They Copy & Paste On Kristen Stewart’s Body In This Photo?

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Married

Okay my little Boxcar Children, we have a big mystery to solve. The new cover of OK! Magazine features Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Remember them? Maybe? Vaguely? Well then you may remember what Kristen Stewart looks like. Spoiler alert: nothing like she does on the current cover of this magazine.

Look, I spent a lot of time this fall writing about her. So I know what she looks like. I’ve stared into those eyes so many times and begged them to tell me the truth. ARE YOU REALLY A VAMPIRE OR IS IT ALL AN ACT KRISTEN? But they never did. They just stared right back at me. Willing me to keep digging into her supernatural past.

So let me tell you that I’m 67% sure that’s not our Twilight star on that cover. Or least not all of her. For research purposes I’ve found three recent photos of her smiling, and as you can see they look nothing like that smile on the cover.

Kristen Stewart Smiling Photos

Which brings us to the mystery: who’s face is that and where is she now? Should we get a milk carton going? Is that what people do these days? If so, I’m ready.

face on the milk carton

Just tell me where to send it and I’ll get it out ASAP. Somewhere, out there, someone’s walking around without their face. Let’s do something good for once and get it back to them. Can we do that guys, can we take on that random act of kindness? Let me know.

(Photos: Awais, PacificCoastNews.com, DLM Press, PacificCoastNews.com, Hall/Pena, PacificCoastNews.com)

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  • Ash

    Maybe it’s the blonde Australian chick rhat sorta looks like her; the girl from Warm Bodies?

    • http://twitter.com/reallysuperneat Nicole

      Am I the only person on the planet who doesn’t see the resemblance? I actually compared pictures of them the other day. It involved more staring at Kristen Stewart’s dead, soulless eyes than I ever thought I would do.

  • Ashford

    Wrong who’s/whose in the title and link…..

    • Bob

      They fixed it since then but it was bugging me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/melanie.ernestina Melanie Ernestina

    It’s her baby lol why do you think otherwise? Don’t let her make you sound crazy. I thoroughly enjoy your blog. Put this to rest :) lmao

  • Jem

    It DOES look like Anna Kendrick’s smile..she kind of has a unique smile. But why would they paste a different smile on Kristen Stewart? this sounds a little paranoid…

  • nena

    Hey Jenni!! It is a very strange pic of her, its not her mouth at all, the photo shop pics from July are much better!! Hey Im wondering if you still feel the same about the scandal or if you have changed your thoughts now with all the evidence that has come up since then? I can not believe all the lies the tabs are printing, its getting so very sad! I still believe my same theory! Have you heard of or been to the justicforkristen.wordpress.com site? He has done alot of research about the pictures!! Let me know your ideas, I almost wish you had changed your thoughts and would help in trying to prove that she did not cheat nor did they help plan it!!