• Oh look, Kris Jenner is exploiting her personal life for her fame whoredom, she will never cease to surprise me. (CelebDirtyLaundry)
• Amy Poehler will be writing her first book to be released in 2014. I will allow time for your brain to explode into awesomeness. (Celebuzz)
• Teen Mom’s latest “It” Couple: a reminder that true love is only a matter of ratings. (The Stir)
• Harry Styles forgets that Taylor Swift used to sob through every Sarah Mclachlan commercial, sees her cleavage again and is determined to win her back (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Justin Bieber has just been weened off of breast milk, no wonder he has latched himself on to an underaged girl’s boob. (HaveUHeard)
• Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow will stop Daniel Craig from looking damn sexy. (Lainey Gossip)
• Kim Kardashian will destroy you. Just ask Kris Humphries’ family. (CelebDirtyLaundry)
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