• Tue, Jan 29 2013

NonBelieber Exhibit C: Justin Bieber Loves Chris Brown, Groped An Underage Fan’s Boob

Justin Bieber performing during the 'Believe Tour'

Justin Bieber‘s career has been on the decline for quite some time now. And his latest interview with Billboard Magazine both demonstrates why, and reveals he is in complete and utter denial about it. Also, he groped a teenage girl’s breast. Oh dear.

Here is something you shouldn’t like about Justin Bieber: he is totally in love with Chris Brown. (“No homo,” as I bet Justin would say.) Yes, the same Chris Brown who almost beat a woman to death with his bare hands and then acted like anyone who didn’t forgive him quickly enough was just a sad jealous hater who was being way unfair. But he makes good music, so that’s what people should focus on!

Is there anyone that you’re pulling for that night?
Chris Brown. I’m a fan. His music is really good. That’s what they should focus on: the music.

I hear Charles Manson was excellent at needlepoint, so that’s what we should focus on about him.

The biebs is also in trouble for groping an underage fan’s boob in a picture, which, not coincidentally, is now said girl’s Twitter avatar:

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Gossip Cop blames it on camera angles, but you can totally see him cupping her boob and bunching up her shirt in the process. The girl denies it happened, though, so he is totally in the clear. Swag!

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Justin Bieber thinks he’s going to stop being famous when he decides to stop being famous:

Do you ever think of a day when perhaps you won’t be “hot right now”?
Yeah, of course. I don’t think that I’m going to be boiling hot for the rest of my career. I think that, if I’m not on top. it would be because I didn’t want to be. It would be a time when I wanted to take a break and do movies or take a break and raise a family. When I’m doing music and I’m really focused, I’m not going to not be where I am.

“BRB, raising a family.” Do you think he’s a little confused about how long that takes? Luckily for him, though, he should have all the time in the world pretty soon, as his star is falling faster than his hand fell upon that teenage boob meat.

(Via Billboard)

Photos: WENN, Twitter

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  • Jessie

    I enjoyed this article, but I will enjoy the follow up article where you chronicle the death threats and non sensicle hate from Both Team Breezy and the Beliebers more. The only thing that would make this better would have been if you attacked a JoBro while you were at it.

  • allison<3

    you are a real bitch making this article. SO WHAT HE GRABBED HER BOOB?! 14 YEAR OLD GUYS DO THAT TO 13 YEAR OLDS ALL THE TIME. “WE’RE THROWING JUSTIN BIEBER IN JAIL BECAUSE HE TOUCHED A GIRLS BOOB” who would do that? who would give a shit?! im jealous of that girl. & the thing about chris, rihanna HERSELF is talking to him now you bitch. so leave justin alone. & the family thing, God don’t take everything so serious, he doesn’t mean “BRB RAISING A FAMILY” he means he’ll be taking a break from his career for a few years to do so. leave justin alone, he’s human, he hurts just as much as any other 18 year old. you bitches really need to give him a break.

    • Jimmy Choo

      Guys don’t fall in love with girls who like Justin Bieber, they just hate fuck you until you reach your early twenties….after that, nobody will touch you. CUNT!

  • Guest

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