• Tue, Jan 29 2013

Brandi Glanville Bought Herself A New Vagina On Eddie Cibrian’s Dime After Discovering He’d Cheated

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Good news for people who love hearing about other people’s personal shit! If you thought Brandi Glanville was prone to saying inappropriate things now, just wait until you get an eyeful of her new book, the aptly named Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders. Life & Style has published an excerpt, and it is just a delight.

In it, she talks some more about that homewrecker LeAnn Rimes and how she ruined her marriage (shocker!), and you can’t say her language is not evocative:

LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.

HUNGRY EYES, he had. Where was Brandi standing that she could see his hungry eyes but he couldn’t see her? Was she hiding behind a curtain? And don’t you think it’s a little rude to criticize how someone’s body looks and her public struggles with an eating disorder? I feel like you kind of have to pick one.

But the best part so far is definitely the way she decided to take “revenge” on Eddie by having her vagina cut up and sewn back together in a more porntastic way on his dime:

Of course, she got her revenge — by way of vaginal rejuvenation. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number.”

Everyone knows that vaginal rejuvenation is the best revenge. But why stop there? Eddie has presumably gotten LeAnn Rimes’ whore juice on Brandi’s whole body and not just her vagina, so she should probably have all her limbs replaced with mechanical parts, just to be safe.

(Via Life & Style)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/jessica.page.71465 Jessica Page

    Brandi was wronged, not leann, and to me that makes diggs at leann by Brandi fair game. Can’t wait to read the book!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mai.lei.9 Mary Andraso

    Love Brandi! Eddie must have to put a bag on Leann while banging her! She is sooooo FUG with HUGE nostrils!

  • Trisha

    vaginal rejuvenation for 12K vs being homeless and living in SUV, such a difficult decision to make.

    • http://twitter.com/MsNancyMitford Naunceling

      I see you’ve posted this exact diatribe on several blogs tonight…”Tricia”.

  • Cee

    Its clear that Leann has taken great strides to look like Brandi. I wonder why if Eddie slept with her while she looked the way she originally looked. This relationship, cheating and shenanigans aside, has taken a physical and emotional toll on Leann. Girl has gone ridic crazy.

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