• Sat, Jan 26 2013

Liberty Ross Files For Divorce From Rupert Sanders, Just In Time For Spring Fashion Week

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Remember Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders?  The director who dry-humped Kristen Stewart one day last summer for the world to see and his wife, the sometimes runway model?  Yeah, you probably just realized you were starting to forget all about them, since they’re not really known for anything else.  Fear not, for the two are making headlines once more by filing for divorce six months after Rupert was caught with a boner over his Snow White.

Why, you ask?  We thought these two crazy kids were going to work it out!  I know, I know.  I’m just as distraught as you are.  But since no one had ever heard of Liberty Ross before her husband’s dick let the world know what a moron he is, once he and Bella Swan made headlines everywhere Liberty got to walk the runway for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week last fall.

Since most people think the entire “affair” was either a PR stunt or just plain creepy, and since plenty more interesting things have happened since last summer in Hollywood, I can only assume that career opportunities have fallen off the wayside for both Rupes and Libs.  Because again, no one had ever fucking heard of either of them before Kristen Stewart’s Converse sneakers and chapped lips stole Rupert’s heart.

But alas!  Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week is nigh once more!  There’s a spring collection!  And a need for dour-faced models galore!  Perfect timing to snatch headlines a couple of weeks beforehand, eh?  Color me shocked if Liberty Ross isn’t walking at least one runway in two weeks.  I might actually consider believing their marital woes are genuine.

Just kidding!

(Photo: WENN)

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  • northGAgirl

    I thought the exact same thing– it was exactly 6 months from the photos making ‘news’ that Libs filed for divorce and he filed immediately afterwards…please, this is no surprise event…planned, planned, planned…and the one who will lose all over again: Kristen Stewart will be raked over the coals again!

  • http://twitter.com/auntmisfitchick Catherine iAuntie

    This divorce is NOT Kristen Stewarts FAULT, and Robsten is UNBROKEN!! Twilight addictions FINALLY explained in DETAIL – includes LOTS of much needed PR RELIEF!! If you’re struggling with a STUBBORN Twilight obsession that is driving you crazy STILL – Search for “Misfit Chick’s Twilight Blogpost” out in Internetland

  • Kris

    This divorce is both Kristen’s and Rupert’s fault! It’s sick what she did to a father of two kids….and it’s sick what he did to a 20(?) year old younger girl!