Remember Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders? Â The director who dry-humped Kristen Stewart one day last summer for the world to see and his wife, the sometimes runway model? Â Yeah, you probably just realized you were starting to forget all about them, since they’re not really known for anything else. Â Fear not, for the two are making headlines once more by filing for divorce six months after Rupert was caught with a boner over his Snow White.
Why, you ask? Â We thought these two crazy kids were going to work it out! Â I know, I know. Â I’m just as distraught as you are. Â But since no one had ever heard of Liberty Ross before her husband’s dick let the world know what a moron he is, once he and Bella Swan made headlines everywhere Liberty got to walk the runway for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week last fall.
Since most people think the entire “affair” was either a PR stunt or just plain creepy, and since plenty more interesting things have happened since last summer in Hollywood, I can only assume that career opportunities have fallen off the wayside for both Rupes and Libs. Â Because again, no one had ever fucking heard of either of them before Kristen Stewart’s Converse sneakers and chapped lips stole Rupert’s heart.
But alas! Â Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week is nigh once more! Â There’s a spring collection! Â And a need for dour-faced models galore! Â Perfect timing to snatch headlines a couple of weeks beforehand, eh? Â Color me shocked if Liberty Ross isn’t walking at least one runway in two weeks. Â I might actually consider believing their marital woes are genuine.