Bad Lip Reading Does Barack Obama’s Inauguration, Are Officially The Funniest People On Earth

I don’t know what to do, you guys. I wish we were still in middle school so I could pass a folded up note to the Bad Lip Reading team that was like, “I like you, do you like me? Check ‘yes’ or ‘no’.” But since I’m an adult now, with (presumably) some self-respect, I can’t do that. Since I don’t know them in real life, I just have to create a rich, Manti Te’o-style fantasy life in which we all live in a house together and are best friends. I can’t wait for you to meet them, I’m sorry that their flights to Hawaii keep getting canceled.

But anyway, they’ve done it again, this time with Barack Obama at the 2013 Inauguration. First of all, that was fast! Thank you, thank you for doing that so quickly so that I needn’t wait even an extra instant for my daily dose of hilarity. They do part of his swearing-in with Justice Roberts, and part of his address to the nation, and they’re both genius. He admits that Elvis Presley had sex appeal, that his mama took a Cosby sweater, and brushes on his sassy face. And then he gets really serious talking about our foes in the walkway, those pesky crab guys. He says lots of great stuff, very presidential.

But the best, the BEST part of this video is fucking Beyonce. Oh my god it’s amazing. In case you were bothered by her lipsynching, stop being bothered by that and enjoy this in all its brilliance. You guys I can’t stop laughing at it. When she takes that big deep breath and then comes out with that guttural frog sound? I can’t handle it. It’s not better than the NFL vidoe, but it’s pretty fantasmical, so take a look at it or live with the knowledge that I don’t respect you. It’s your call.