I don’t know what to do, you guys. I wish we were still in middle school so I could pass a folded up note to the Bad Lip Reading team that was like, “I like you, do you like me? Check ‘yes’ or ‘no’.” But since I’m an adult now, with (presumably) some self-respect, I can’t do that. Since I don’t know them in real life, I just have to create a rich, Manti Te’o-style fantasy life in which we all live in a house together and are best friends. I can’t wait for you to meet them, I’m sorry that their flights to Hawaii keep getting canceled.
But the best, the BEST part of this video is fucking Beyonce. Oh my god it’s amazing. In case you were bothered by her lipsynching, stop being bothered by that and enjoy this in all its brilliance. You guys I can’t stop laughing at it. When she takes that big deep breath and then comes out with that guttural frog sound? I can’t handle it. It’s not better than the NFL vidoe, but it’s pretty fantasmical, so take a look at it or live with the knowledge that I don’t respect you. It’s your call.