Shhhh, guys…Khloe Kardashian is allegedly pregnant. You’re probably wondering why I whispered that just now, like it was a big secret. It’s not necessarily under wraps, but I didn’t want Kris Jenner to overhear and start exploiting the baby — oh too late, she’s already Instagrammed a picture of it sleeping and tried to sell its sex tape. I got here too late, there was nothing I can do.
But this is happy news, especially in light of Khloe and her husband Lamar Odom‘s struggles with infertility. They’ve been brave enough to be semi-public about their difficulties, and tabloids haven’t been able to get enough of rubbing it in Khloe’s face that her sister Kim Kardashian is currently marinating a little Kimye baby in her incredibly famous uterus. But now, whether those rumors were true or not, I’m proud to be the first to say…SUCK IT, KIM. And Kanye West is all, “I’m real happy for you Khloe, and I’ma let you finish your pregnancy, but the Kimye baby is gonna be the best baby of all time. OF ALL TIME.” We’ll see about that.
According to MediaTakeOut.com, Khloe and Kim have signed on to do an E! reality show focusing on their pregnant hijinks. And as a bonus, each of them will make fifty percent more than they made for the last season of their various shows. All we need now is for Kourtney Kardashian to get re-pregnanted with a little sibling for Mason and Penelope, and we’ve got ourselves a next generation of reality stars without evening needing to do a casting call. Isn’t it nice how these things work out?
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